what i fear the right person will never understand

by Turtledove

You love to get under my skin
the way single-stuffed oreos annoy me

or I'm bothered by 2-door sedans.

Why would you buy a car that holds four
or even five
when it only lets two out?

These days I like to walk,
letting the sun whisper to my cheeks.

But who knows

I could get older and some poor fool
could wait for my fat ass to get out of the car
so he could slide my seat forward

to escape.

Perhaps into the arms of some
single-stuffed oreos

Because he's destined to settle for less.